We just launched a new site named Everything Butt.

As I mentioned before, when we do a site, we don't just create the site - we also create dozens and dozens of standard IAB-ish sized ad units to give to our affiliates who drive traffic to us.

Sidebar: Actually, is there a PORN advertising bureau? I've poked around a bit but haven't seen anything specific. Porn companies play it srsly close to the vest. Why not have a list of standard ad units used in porn. When our sales guys talk to affiliates, they ask the same set of questions, and send us the same list of requirements:

• dimensions
• DL weight limits
• animated or not
• softcore or hardcore
• who its for (which usually dictates one or more of the above)
• which of our sites we're advertising in the banner

As porn designers, we should create a set of recognizable standards. IAB has an LREC and the WIDE SKY - perhaps we should have the same... like the Fat Animated Gay - FAG Unit for short: 300x250 hardcore M/M... or the TeenyTittyTwister Unit: 90x120, softcore, animated, M/G/G

Anyway... as part of the creative process, we generate a bunch of one liners for use with our banners. Here's a small sample of what we came up with for our new ass fetish site. Some did and some did NOT make it past the cut:

• Fill up your plate at the all you can eat ass buffet
• Pluck these anal cherries
• Our anal cherry pickers harvest the sweetest fruit
• life is short... stop and sniff the rosebuds
• An enema a day keeps the... (we couldn't close the deal on this one, since we also do some medical fetish stuff)
• Welcome to the RUMPus room (boo)
• Browse our anal bazaar
• Subscribe to the the anal annals
• Ride along with the pirates as they plunder the puckered booty
• Sail the seas of sleaze (um)
• Come in through our back door
• Get your back door key today
• Servants enter in the rear
• Tailgate party
• Tailgating is encouraged
• Tailgaters will receive a ticket for anal violations
• Business in the front, party in the back
• Pussy in the front, party in the rear
• Back door Betty bum blasted with big beads
• Extreme anal sports / Ass-olympics / analympics
• "Grab your ass, I'm going in..." (It was funny when we came up with it)
• Anal virgins get their puckers groomed at the Back Snatch Beauty Parlor by certified ass-theticians
• Where no pucker goes unprobed
• Open up Pandora's OTHER box (we LOVED this one, but thought it might be a wee bit intellectual)
• The kitchen sink is not off limits
• Reach into the anal grab bag
• "Ass... the final frontier" (1. not true, and 2. we love Majel Barret too much to give her a dirty sanchez of copyright copyright violation)
• "Fisting... where no hand has gone before" (see above)
• BEND OVER... I'LL DRIVE!