Today I was smoking a cigarette on the front steps. One of our models was pacing around and poking her phone in an irritated fashion. I asked her what was wrong. "I've called for a cab three times. It's 20 minutes late and I need to be at my doctor in about 5 minutes." Me: "I can take you. I'm not busy."

So we get in my car and drive downtown to her doctor's office. On the way she volunteers that she's getting the stitches taken out of her shiny new boobies.

Update: After she fully returned to work, I gotta say she definitely grew a nice pair.